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WEEDLORD

Name: WEEDLORD

Legal Name: Bobby Black

Legal Status: U.S. Citizen with no legal record

Age: 35

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Marijuana Freedom Fighter and Magazine Editor

Height: 5’ 7”

Weight: 187

Eyes: dark brown

Hair: Jet Black

Method: Joint, pocket pipe

History: Wealthy New York magazine editor and Playboy, Bobby Black, enjoyed a life of excitement, women and leisure. Inexplicably unsatisfied, he found himself searching for deeper answers to mankind and his relationship with the natural world. He turned to Wicca and entered himself into deep study. His dedication was rewarded when Lugas, the Celtic God of Magic appeared to him during a Cannabis induced trance.

Impressed by Black’s natural magical ability and dedication, Lugas anointed Bobby his Champion blessing him with three powerful gifts: The Sacred Book of Wiccan Magic, a magical golden pentagram and a joint filled with “The Fruit of the Tree of Life”, the fabled Mother of all Cannabis Plants.

Bobby smoked the legendary herb absorbing it’s magical smoke. The herb drastically increased Black’s magical energies, marking his arms with powerful, ancient rune spells. Lugas dubbed him “WEEDLORD” and charged him with the protection of the Earth’s herbs.

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Known Power: A long time student of Wicca and the art of witchcraft, WEEDLORD uses his Cannabis enhanced “Chronetic” Energy to perform powerful magic. He has used his Chronetics to magically infuse wrapping papers with the ability to expand large enough to entrap a human or form high energy “ChronBombs”.

By evoking the Rune Spells on his forearms he can create a Chronetic mist capable of rendering a normal human unconscious. His mastery of Wicca has granted him use of the mystical “3rd High” which can detect danger and the presence of marijuana in up to a 5 mile radius.

WEEDLORD is a highly trained hand to hand combatant.

Sergeant Spliff

Name: Sergeant Spliff

Legal Name: DeAndre Sims

Legal Status: U.S. Citizen with no criminal record

Age: 26

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Professional Athlete, Freedom Fighter

Height: 6’ 5”

Weight: 199

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Method: Blunts

History: DeAndre Sims was a star 3-sport athlete at Humboldt State with a promising career in professional sports. Drafted number 1 overall in the  NFL draft, his dreams were shattered when it was revealed the homemade energy bars he credits to his success contained Cannabis. Disgraced, he lost all options into the NFL and was relegated to the little known CFL franchise Bakersfield Bakers.

DeAndre returned to school part time and eventually completing law school in 2004. He has dedicated his practice to defending the right of Cannabis smokers. Feeling the need to do more, DeAndre secretly donned the identity Sergeant Spliff using his super human speed to protect mankind and the right of smokers everywhere.

Known Power: Sergeant Spliff posseses a number of superhuman powers derived from the special energy bars his grandmother prepares for him. Among them is super human speed and highly enhanced reflexes

Private Puff

Name: Private Puff

Legal Name: Alexandria “Alex” Huffington

Legal Status: Citizen of the U.S. with no criminal record

Age: 21

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: model (retired), fashion designer, Freedom Fighter

Height: 5’ 9”

Weight: 109

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Method: Joints

History: Alex Huffington was born to an upper class family in the Bel Aire area of Beverly Hills. Her father was a composer for several academy award winning television and film themes. Her mother had enjoyed a brief career as television actress. Blessed with natural beauty, a thin frame, and influential parents, Alex was a natural for the runway. She accepted her first modeling job at the age of 14. She became an international success gracing the covers of some of the worlds most influential fashion magazines.

As Alex matured she found it increasingly difficult to maintain her thin frame. Pressured by those around her to stay thin she began a dangerous cycle of binging and purging. Her dieting soon caught up with her when she collapsed after a fashion show, and lay near death as her body slipped into a diabetic coma.

It was sheer luck or fate that the freedom fighters Captain Chronic and Major Munchies were in the area investigating IceHouse Modeling agency chief Cristal Methonia (AKA The IceQueen, See The IceQueen, The SnowBunnies).

Desperate to save the young girl, Major Munchies fed her an experimental protein bar made in part from hash oil from Captain Chronic’s Super Sativa plant. The never before tested formula reacted with Alex’s body in unheard of ways. The enhanced protein drastically increased the density of her muscle as well as speeding up her metabolism.

Grateful to be alive, Alex quit modeling and turned instead to fashion design. She recently launched a clothing line called Hemp Rags. She hires models of all shapes and sizes as she is determined to end the destructive influence of the super thin model. She pledged her alliance to her saviors, Major Munchies, Captain Chronic and of course weed. She uses her new found powers to assist them in the fight for marijuana legalization under the code name; Private Puff

Known Power: Private Puff posses several super human powers derived from the Hash Protein bar given to her by Major Munchies. She possesses super human strength allowing her to lift approx 800lbs over her head, as well as super human agility. She also possesses the ability to focus resin in her system into certain points on her body. She uses this ability to climb walls and spin sticky strands of resin rope.

Pegotta

Name: Pegotta

Legal Name: Pegotta Aswigo

Legal Status: Naturalized citizen of the U.S. with no criminal record

Known Aliases: Dr. P, The Shaman, Akeem Zuni

Age: 64

Marital Status: Widowed

Occupation: Soldier, Shaman, Lab assistant, Freedom fighter

Height: 5’ 10”

Weight: 158

Eyes: brown

Hair: white

Method: Hookah

History: Very little is known about the early life of Pegotta as his memory is vague prior to his 13th birthday. He spent most of his life to this point living in orphanages; his parents were unknown to him. At the age of 13 he began to demonstrate many strange powers and a connection with nature that the other children began to resent and fear.

At the age of 15 young Pegotta became enamored with Demiji, a girl from a nearby village. Using his natural skill with plants he grew an impressive bouquet of African Violets in her favorite color. A local bully, Tagbo, grew jealous of his courtship of Demiji. Tagbo and his cronies found and destroyed Pegotta’s secret garden. They later encountered Pegotta and beat him soundly in front of a large cheering crowd.

Hungry for revenge Pegotta concocted a mixture of herbs that would temporarily turn Tagbo’s hair white. The next day he slipped the mixture into the bully’s canteen. Tagbo drank the formula and to Pegotta’s shock, not only his hair, but his skin and eyes also turned white.

The village denounced Pegotta as a witch and an angry mob gathered to kill the young man. Hearing rumors of the mob Pegotta gathered his meager belongings and fled. He spent the next several years wandering through the northern countries of Africa eventually arriving in Cairo. There he developed his skill as a pickpocket and eventually joined a thief’s guild. His reputation for sleight of hand and cunning attracted the attention of the Máahes, a group of assassins for hire. They trained him in their craft and used his knowledge of herbs and plants to develop new toxins and serums to aid in their missions of murder.

Four years later he was sent on a mission to kill a powerful Shaman. The Shaman easily defended the young Pegotta, but noted his skill with the natural toxin he had used in his attempt. He offered to train him and help him hone his natural ability if he vowed to only use his powers for good, Pegotta gratefully accepted. Over the next 10 years he was the Shaman’s apprentice mastering natural herbs and plant cultivation as well as some magical abilities. It was in the Shamans training that he was first introduced to cannabis. Pegotta was a natural breeder and soon began to grow more and more potent and exotic strains.

In the early 60’s political unrest came to Nigeria and Pegotta was compelled to return to his homeland and fight in the national army. It was there that he again encountered his nemesis Tagbo who skin, eyes and hair were still white. He called himself the Ghost and was leader of a radical militia called the Party. The two met in personal combat and Peggotta narrowly defeated him.

For the next several years Pegotta dedicated himself to self improvement and marijuana cultivation. He was contacted by a young American scientist Dr. Fenius Blunt who was searching for a cannabis cure for Alzheimer’s. The two became fast friends and made great strides in the development of a new strain of medicinal plant.

When Dr. Blunt was killed in an FBI raid, Pegotta took his young son and returned to Nigeria. There he trained young Fenius in the art of hand to hand combat and marijuana cultivation. Fenius Jr. soon returned to the U.S. to complete his education. Young Fenius mysteriously gained super powers in a lab accident after which he adopted the Code Name Captain Chronic and then formed the Weed Nation. He contacted his old friend Pegotta who gladly joined and has since served as the mentor of the young group of freedom fighters.

Known Powers: Pegotta was trained as a Máahes, an elite class of assassin. He is highly skilled at hand to hand combat and is a master of throwing knives.

Pegotta has also mastered many Shamanic techniques specializing in herbs and plants. He has effectively bred plants of specific types for highly potent poisons and healing serums. He has focused on marijuana and has used the plant with other herbs to temporarily give himself several amazing powers including invisibility and superhuman strength.

Pegotta poses a powerful Shamanic staff that he utilizes to cast powerful spells. He has demonstrated the ability to create strong winds which he can use to fly. Another notable power is producing mystical clouds of marijuana smoke to subdue his opponents.

Major Munchies

Name: Major Munchies

Legal Name: Joseph D. American III

Legal Status: U.S. Citizen with no criminal record

Age: 30

Marital Status: Married

Occupation: Retired Soldier, Chef, and Freedom Fighter

Height: 6’ 1”

Weight: 255

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Method: Brownies, Joints

History: Joe American is the son of Vietnam War Hero Joseph D. “Buzz” American Jr and Folk Singer Tammy Windsong. After returning from his 3rd tour in Vietnam, Joseph Jr showed many behavioral problems brought on by post-traumatic stress. Tammy found that marijuana controlled his behavior and the pleased couple began a love affair with what they deemed the “Magic Plant”. They lived happily, eventually having a son who they named Joseph D. American III. Young Joe, an aspiring Chef developed dozens of recipes to add variety to his father’s methods of consumption.

At the age of 18 Joe III enlisted in the Army to defend his country during the Gulf War. He was assigned as a cook and placed in a Hot Zone near the front. His time in the Gulf allowed Joe the freedom to experiment with new strains of his beloved plant and shortly before leaving “The Gulf” he had developed a recipe for the most potent Pot Brownie ever combining Western Sativa and Mid-Eastern Indica. His Brownies relived the stress of the soldiers and helped boost moral. Though never officially acknowledged by the Army, many soldiers have credited this Brownie as a key to turning the war in our favor.

Joe returned home and married his High School sweet heart Mary Jane True. The two lived happily until Joe’s father disappeared after a reunion with his old war buddy. The senior had fallen into a plot to turn traumatized war veterans into killing machines. The plot was foiled by the Famed Superhero Captain Chronic, but not before Joe senior was turned into the super villain “BuzzKill”.

Joe III has since dedicated himself to fighting his father’s rampage under the identity of Major Munchies.

Known Powers and Abilities: Major Munchies has trained himself to the peak of human perfection. His lungs can hold 5 times the capacity of normal human lungs and his highly efficient metabolism allows him to process THC much better than the average human.

Major Munchies is also a master chef and has perfected cannabis cooking techniques never before imagined.

Chocolate Thai

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[text_dd]t*h1 class=”western”>Legal Name: Mia Jones

Legal Status: U.S. Citizen with no criminal record

Age: 22

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Student, freedom fighter

Height: 5’ 5”

Weight: 107 lbs

Eyes: green

Hair: brown

Method: Blunts

History: Mai Jones is the daughter of U.S. track star “Mad” Jack Jones and Thai Gymnastics Gold Medalist Soo Kim. The two athletes met during the 1984 Olympic Games and instantly fell in love. They maintained a long distant relationship for the next two years as each blossomed into huge stars in their respective countries. During the 1988 world games the two were wed in a secret ceremony and conceived their daughter Mia.

It was at the height of his fame that Mad Jack fell from grace. He was caught boarding a flight to Thailand carrying 3 grams of California Chronic. He was later convicted in Federal Court on charges of International distribution and sentenced to 40 years in prison.

Devastated and alone Bouapon took her daughter to her Korean homeland to be with her family. It was there that young Mia would meet the first great influence of her life, her uncle who was a highly accomplished Buddhist Monk. He taught the young, hyper child to focus her mind and her Chi.

On Mia’s 13 birthday her mother decided it was time she saw her father whom she hadn’t seen since she was a small child. They settled in Washington and enrolled her in school. She excelled as a multi-sport athlete and star student. She credits her achievements to the use of Chi.

Over the next five years Mia developed a close bond with her imprisoned father. On her 18th birthday her father revealed to his only daughter the location of his most prized possessions, which he managed to hide from federal agents. The chest contained his numerous gold medals, personal memoirs, old photos and a half of Korean Sativa.

Mia smoked the weed that night and found that it allowed her to reach a new level of meditation. On emerging from this meditative state she found her Chi increased to super human levels. Her newly found energy greatly increased her physical and mental abilities giving her super human speed and agility and limited psychic powers.

Inspired by her new powers Mia plotted to break her father out of prison. She was stopped by the Freedom Fighter Captain Chronic. Chronic convinced her to pursue legal means to gain Jack’s freedom. She agreed under the condition that Chronic would train her to be a Freedom fighter. She has since served as an active member of the Weed Nation and enrolled in law school to fight for the freedom of her father and others imprisoned for marijuana possession.

Known Power: Chocolate Thai posses several superhuman abilities derived from her Cannabis enhanced Chi. Her Chi energy gives her superhuman strength, speed and agility. She can lift approx 600lbs above her head and has been timed at 3.88 seconds. in the 40 yard dash.

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Cee Weed

Other known aliases: Mou Wowe, Samoan Smoke

Legal Name: unknown

Legal Status: unknown believed to have a criminal record based on activities

Age: unknown probably early thirties based on physical appearance

Marital Status: unknown

Occupation: professional surfer, entrepreneur, and hook up man

Height: 6’1″

Weight: 228

Eyes: Brown

Hair :Brown

Method :bongs

History: Little is known about Cee-Weed before he joined the Nation. It is rumored that he got his powers in a lab experiment that gave him super human sight. Duped into becoming one of the top field agents of the A.T.F he was feared by anyone who dared smoke the natural herb. One day on a solo mission for “The Man” he was all set to call in all out raid on one the Nation’s many bodegas. He was captured by Captain Chronic. Chronic was able to form a psychic bond with him because of the THC in his system showing Cee-Weed the error of his ways. He now is a vital member of the Nation raiding government facilities who horde the herb. He has also exposed many hypocritical government officials who smoke in private and condemn in public.

Known Abilities : Superhuman sight, Cee-Weed has the ability to spot a single marijuana plant in a densely packed forest from approximately 3 miles. He can also see through solid objects at close range, is highly skilled in many military weapons and a master in hand to hand combat.

Limitations: Cee-Weed at this time has trouble seeing through anything made of plastic, even if it’s clear plastic. No one knows why.

Major Motta

Name: Major Motta

Legal Name: Ricardo Antonio Motta Rialto

Legal Status: Naturalized Citizen of the U.S., Citizen of El Salvador

Age: 36

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Spiritual Leader, Freedom Fighter

Height: 6’ 0”

Weight: 198

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Method: Pipe

History: Ricardo Antonio Motta Rialto is the son of Father Andreas Rialto, the founder of Motta De Dios Church. Motta De Dios is an off-shoot of mainstream Christianity that uses Marijuana as a sacrament. It is their contention that Jesus used marijuana to communicate with God.

Andreas moved through Central and South America founding new churches. In 1984 he settled in San Antonio Texas and established his 100th chapter. The church ran for years until Reagan Administration’s war on drugs turned its attention to the Church’s practice of indulging in Cannabis as a way of communing with GOD. DEA agents raided the church and Andreas was shot and killed.

Ricardo escaped and led the remaining church members underground. Through diligent prayers and much intake of the sacrament herb, Ricardo was able to achieve a level of spirituality that allowed him to communicate with the lesser God Mottano. Mottano told him that his people would be a key in maintaining the balance of the Universe. He blessed him with special powers and the seeds to grow the perfect cannabis plant.

He established a new Church in Albuquerque New Mexico and has dedicated his life to continuing his father’s mission. He adopted the identity of Major Motta to make better use of his new powers.

Known Power: Major Motta posses’s several magical powers after being blessed by the demi-god Mottan. Among them is the ability to fly and cast powerful spells from the Book of Mottan.