The Ice Queen

Legal Name: Cristalia Methonia

Legal Status: Citizen of Romania,

Naturalized citizen of the U.S. with a criminal record.

Age: 29

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Model (retired), Modeling agent, Criminal mastermind

Known Aliases: Crystal Meth, Dark Crystal

Height: 5’ 10”

Weight: 111

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Black

Method: N/A

History: Cristalia Methonia is the daughter of Romanian industrialist, Andrei Methonia a direct descendant of the Romanian royal family. A clever and shrewd business man, Andrei used his connections to build a global chemical manufacturing company supplying industrial and commercial level cleaning products in 23 countries including the U.S.

Born into great wealth and privilege, Cristalia soon became the hot new face of European fashion bursting onto the American scene in late 2000. It was during her runway days that she first met a young model by the name of Alexandria Huffington (who would later be known as Private Puff, see Private Puff). The two formed a fast friendship. When Alex began to struggle in maintaining her super thin frame Cristalia offered her trade secret which was a form of Crystal Meth developed by her fathers company which greatly accelerated the body’s metabolism. Alex rejected the drug and after a nasty exchange of words the friendship quickly dissolved.

Cristalia was later arrested by DEA agents as she entered the U.S. carrying just over 3 pounds of Crystal Meth. She incorrectly assumed Alex had informed DEA agents and vowed revenge on her former friend.

She soon retired from active modeling to run her own exclusive modeling agency dubbed the IceHouse. Despite her success she has remained focused on destroying Alexandria and has attempted to ruin her on several occasions with no success. Desperate for revenge, Cristalia who by this time was calling herself the Ice Queen recruited three young and ruthless models to assist her in her plot to strike back at Alexandria. She dubbed this group the Snow Bunnies, in part for their affinity for cocaine abuse.

Their first mission was to kidnap Alex’s young cousin Daniella Storm. They succeeded but were later defeated by Private Puff and her Weed Nation teammate Chocolate Thai. The Snow Bunnies were incarcerated but Cristalia was able to avoid arrest claiming diplomatic immunity. She returned to her native Romania but has again renewed her vow to destroy Private Puff at all cost.

Known Powers: The Ice Queen is a highly trained hand to hand combatant proficient in several forms of martial arts. Though she posses no superhuman powers of her own she often uses her special “Ice” to augment her bodies natural strength and speed.


Major Motta

Name: Major Motta

Legal Name: Ricardo Antonio Motta Rialto

Legal Status: Naturalized Citizen of the U.S., Citizen of El Salvador

Age: 36

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Spiritual Leader, Freedom Fighter

Height: 6’ 0”

Weight: 198

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Method: Pipe

History: Ricardo Antonio Motta Rialto is the son of Father Andreas Rialto, the founder of Motta De Dios Church. Motta De Dios is an off-shoot of mainstream Christianity that uses Marijuana as a sacrament. It is their contention that Jesus used marijuana to communicate with God.

Andreas moved through Central and South America founding new churches. In 1984 he settled in San Antonio Texas and established his 100th chapter. The church ran for years until Reagan Administration’s war on drugs turned its attention to the Church’s practice of indulging in Cannabis as a way of communing with GOD. DEA agents raided the church and Andreas was shot and killed.

Ricardo escaped and led the remaining church members underground. Through diligent prayers and much intake of the sacrament herb, Ricardo was able to achieve a level of spirituality that allowed him to communicate with the lesser God Mottano. Mottano told him that his people would be a key in maintaining the balance of the Universe. He blessed him with special powers and the seeds to grow the perfect cannabis plant.

He established a new Church in Albuquerque New Mexico and has dedicated his life to continuing his father’s mission. He adopted the identity of Major Motta to make better use of his new powers.

Known Power: Major Motta posses’s several magical powers after being blessed by the demi-god Mottan. Among them is the ability to fly and cast powerful spells from the Book of Mottan.

Captain Chronic

Legal Name: Fenius Blunt II

Legal Status: U.S. Citizen with no criminal record

Age: 35

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Botanist, Freedom Fighter

Height: 6’ 4”

Weight: 208

Eyes: brown

Hair: black

Method: Joints

History: The man known as Captain Chronic was born the son of Nobel Prize winning Botanist, Dr. Fenius Blunt and Nigerian Student Monisola Abaeza. Hearing stories of the unusually long life spans and vitality of the members of the regions Abaeza Clan, young Fenius traveled there in search for a cure for his alzheimer’s stricken grandmother mother Civil rights advocate Nona Blunt.

Monisola Abaeza was the granddaughter of a Shaman of great power and knowledge much of which he passed on to her, his only grandchild. The young botanist and student met and quickly fell in love. It was on their wedding night that Monisola revealed the secret of her clan’s youth, Sativa Abaeza. The herb which had been breed and cross-breed for its curative properties. The Abaeza Clan used the herb in food, medicine and of course in recreational practices.

Blunt returned to the States a rejuvenated man and with his new bride immersed himself into developing the plant into an effective cure for Alzheimer’s and dementia. It was at this time that they were blessed with their only child whom they named Fenius Jr. At the height of their happiness tragedy struck. A large pharmaceutical company in early development of a synthetic drug called Marinol was threatened by Blunts more potent and effective Abaeza Weed and they offered to buy his operation for a large some of money.

Fenius senior knew the corporation would never let his discovery reach the common man and flatly refused their offer. Angered, the company had his lab and home burned to the ground killing the doctor and his beloved wife. Only young Fenius and the Doctor’s long time assistant Pegotta survived. Pegotta returned to Nigeria with Fenius Jr and trained him as a Nigerian warrior. More importantly Pegotta taught the young Blunt the breeding techniques his father had perfected.

At the age of 21 Fenius returned to the U.S. to enroll in Humboldt University. There he breeds his Nigerian strain with native California Chronic. The resulting plant was both extremely potent and possessed strength and mind augmenting abilities inherent in the Abaeza. Before he could publish his discovery, his lab was raided by federal agents at the urging of Amrich pharmaceutics.

In the ensuing battle, the feds attempting to destroy the experimental plants and turned their flame throwers on crop. As the crop of over 100 flowering plants burned, the building structure collapsed trapping Blunt in the grow chamber. He was knocked out and trapped in the smoke filled room for more than 30 minutes. Left for dead, he miraculously emerged from the rubble and found that the extraordinary volume of high potency THC changed his body chemistry in a variety of ways, granting him several super human abilities

Fenius escaped his father’s fate and vowed to use his super weed granted powers to battle political corruption and ignorance backing marijuana prohibition. He has since adopted the moniker “Captain Chronic” and has been waging a personal war against Amrich and its CEO Toby Straight.

Known Power: Captain Chronic possesses several superhuman abilities derived from intense exposure to the Super Chronic. The active THC agents protect his body’s cells making him impervious to puncture wounds and small caliber fire arms. It has also augmented his body’s natural healing ability allowing him to rapidly heal from injury.